Saturday, May 28, 2005

Worst Driver Ever Met on the Road

Worst drivers ever met:

1. Truck drivers who think they own the whole BLOODY road. Taking on two lanes at a time and never ever having their break lights checked before starting their journey.

2. Lame drivers. Pint-pointing at drivers who drives real slowly, and i mean DAMN SLOWLY, well, let's see, about 30-50 km/h. It's never a dangerous ride of your life when you go at a speed of 60-100km/h.

3. Season drivers. Wow, these drivers think of themselves as F1 drivers who are racing for the finish line... or should i say, completing their last lap of the day. Come on people, havent you heard of BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!!

4. People who does not show determination on which lane they want to be. Let's see, when you are tailing behind them, suddenly, they have their signal to the left... you waited for about 30 seconds and if they dont cut in, you just carry on to over take him... but then, the bugger just swayed his car at your direction... YES INDEED, he want's to get on the LEFT lane. So, no choice, you are left with no choice but to HONK that fella! Well, later on, you found yourself staring at a face of a mad man, or just out of 'unfailing kindness', you just got shown the third finger... HOW *cough* SWEET *full with sarcasm*

5. Drivers in fancy, luxurious cars who doesn't even know how to handle their automobile. Come on people, why get a BMW, Volvo, Peugeot, Rexton or any other luxurious car when you dont even know how to drive and handle them? Worst still, taking up two lanes when you have your signal which is signaling to the right or to the left... MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE ON WHERE YOU'RE HEADING!!!

6. Bus drivers who has no brains. Yo! Your bus is much bigger than a car... so... GIVE US A BREAK!!!

7. Motorcyclist. So what if you are vulnarable on the road... haven't you heard of safety handling? If you don't know how to ride a motorbike, than stop riding it on the road. Because of them, it makes it tougher for drivers to signal their car to the left or to the right when each time they do, a motorcycle will start passing by. Motorcyclist are suppose to be at the side of the road, and not in front of cars. Yet again, IT AINT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S ROAD ... MIND YOU!

8. Drivers who jumps queue without even knowing the beauty of having the courtesy of giving a signal. Well, from my own point of view as well as judging from experience, the reason why accidents happened aint because of fast drivers but its because of people who doesn't even know where they are heading... and when they do, suddenly they will just cut in without even signaling their direction. WHAT ARE CAR SIGNALS FOR PEOPLE!!!! Queue jumpers are just sick, havent they any sense that jumping queue is seriously rude... ESPECIALLY BIG TRUCKS AND BUSES!!

9. Taxi drivers. Yo, if you want to pick up customers, could you please not park your damn car in the middle of the road as if you own the road. Do have the courtesy to just park at the side of the road while waiting for customers. Again, IT'S NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S ROAD. If it is... then... PROVE IT!!

Hrmm, i guess that's all for now... will update more if i ever come across other 'worst drivers on the road'! Enjoy!

8 comments:

nutballeegoofster said...

wow.. why so angry wan?

Unpredictable Mortal said...

little miss scribbles: it's because i took 1 hour to reach my desired destination where i can reach in 20 minutes time. Why? because of these drivers!!! Argh!!... oops.. hehe

Eddie G. said...

So young, so angry! Must be the rap music.

Unpredictable Mortal said...

Eddie G: You know me well buddy... just the tendency to scream out to the people who doesn't even know i existed from behind. Ah well, it's just me and my forever blaming on the other's attitude haha..

nutballeegoofster said...

yes yes! it must be that eminem! he's always plaguing the minds of the younger generation! :)

but yeah, i don't quite understand road rage just yet cos i'm only getting my license this friday, so give me a week to proclaim your post like a testament! hee hee

Unpredictable Mortal said...

little miss scribbles: don't worry girl, you will understand what i meant by this once you start driving. Ah well, i wish you all the best and may the 'force' be with you..

ooops... yet again... am having too much of Mr. Skywalker feeding me forces while watching the movie. Darn... what has he done to me!!! Ah well, what the heck, anywayz, if you havent watch star wars episode three: the revenge of the sith (that goes to you too eddie), it's a really must watch movie!! haha

gutsygal said...

haha LOL but i suggest u dun try to ask dr. yeoh if he drives recklessly on a certain penang road..dat road is seriously named after his grandad...LOL =P

Unpredictable Mortal said...

mushroom: Hey, ermmm... may i know who this is? Well, does he drive recklessly? If so, i dont want to know :P